Your Beloved Tyrant

[Zekk the Tyrant]

I will destroy you.

Hello! I am Zekk, your newly-made mod and undeniable leader. So you are not completely a stranger to me, I will gladly gloat about myself so that you all may properly worship me with more intimate knowledge on who your amazing and omnipotent mod is.

1. I will destroy you.

2. I am to be feared, admired, respected, and on Tuesdays and bank holidays, revered. If you fail to do the above, refer to #1.

3. I am a theatre major. If that doesn't tell you all you need to know.. I'll just move on to #4.

4. I am in the est time zone, Georgia all the way. But I am also a complete insomniac so I can be poked at all hours.

5. I dance. Hip hop, specifically. A dancing theatre major. Hah. HAHAHAHA. What even is a job.

6. I am a huge psychology/sociology person. So just know that I am psychologically analyzing every single one of you, and your characters, always. This being said, I also love talking about character's thought processes and why they say the things they say or make the decisions they do, so I will talk to you on the subject for daaaaays if you want to.

7. I'm a pretty big nerd, the biggest Deadpool fan, and an all-round fan of any Marvel/DC topic, movie topic, gaming topic, and basically anything you can think of that puts me in the 'nerd' section of the cafeteria.

8. I am a very non-confrontational and open-minded person. Especially when it comes to myself, and I mean that in the least egotistical way possible. If something I say or do offends you, please do not hesitate to talk to me about it. I will do my damn hardest to remedy the situation, and I can assure you that it won't be painful because I love each and every one of you dearly, and I believe every one of you are beautiful people. And I can almost guarantee it wasn't even intended to offend you. Sometimes I just slip on my tactfulness and something I say comes off as too forward or opinionated.

9. I will destroy you.

This is me, not a lot but enough to keep you on your toes. My plotter can be found here, so let's crack some skulls and troll for lulz eh?

[CHESHIRE]

"I will gladly gloat about myself so that you all may properly worship me with more intimate knowledge on who your amazing and omnipotent mod is. "

I like how you say this but I'm higher up than you. ;3 you should be worshiping me.

(Aw yiss first post)

[Zekk the Tyrant]

RULES

You lot clearly don't understand the hierarchy that exists, so now I am going to establish some rules that MUST be obeyed. Otherwise, there will be the most dire of consequences. I will add rules as I see fit.

1. NO TABLE FLIPPING. None. That goes with all furniture. You flip my table, I flip you.

2. NO RESISTANCE!! Any mention of a resistance to my tyranny will be swiftly dealt with. I do not tolerate insubordinates.

3. Don't be spaghetti. Just don't do it.


4. THE BASEMENT IS MINE!! Do not enter the basement. I keep many dark things there, including the souls you lot sold to us. To me. They're mine now.


5. Jackie is a chair. My chair. But a comfortable chair, well furnished. Matches the curtains very well. Excellent centerpiece to the living room, with a heating option after those long cold days at work. 98.5 degrees Fahrenheit so be exact. It may go higher, I don't know I need to get that checked out. But my chair.


This rule page will be consistently updated to suit our needs. It is to be taken seriously. But if you follow these simple rules, you will live a long and happy life worshipping me ^_^ enjoy!!

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vive la revolution *flips table*