River of Tears

Take a seat in teacups with your friends, talking about everything and nothing. A rumbling can be heard-surely it's a monster! But no, it's a giant little girl crying. This time a different rumbling is heard, and instead of crying there's a rush of water that sweeps the teacups away. Keep your hands and feet in at all times, lest you fall into Alice's tears and be lost forever. For it will not matter if you can swim or not, but it will if there are less than happy Wonderlanders caught in the river when the teacups are full.